The River – Fuggins

Season 3 - Episode 2

"The River"

SONG - "There's Always More Than One Road Home"

As the song plays Character A is looking at the super adventure team sleeping in a big pile as they start to wake up.

Once they are all up the have Fuggins pull the wagon ship again.

Character A -

Morning Poolkat, how did you sleep?

Poolkat -

I slept great

Fuggins -

Good morning Bucky

Bucky Soccerball -

Ok Fuggins, time to start pulling

They come to a river that they need to follow and cross.

Bucky Soccerball -

Aheeeeaddd!

The Witch -

What is it?

Bucky Soccerball -

That’s a river

Rat Girl -

It’s like the creek, but bigger!

Bucky Soccerball -

We need to cross the river

Parrot Man -

mmmm ok.

Bucky Soccerball -

Fuggins we don’t need you to pull the wagon ship through the river.

Fuggins -

Great

Bucky Soccerball -

However; you must lay out front of the wagon ship as a battering ram against any rocks or harmful sea creatures. You can also be the front flippers of the ship.

Fuggins -

Bucky Soccerball -

Fuggins, it is time. You’ll be like the horses that pull wagons through rivers.

Fuggins -

Fuggin can’t swim.

Character A -

It’s easy and to just keep moving his arms and legs.

There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on. Ok so this is part why we needed the Wagon Ship. We are going to cross the river. They are tying Fuggins to the front of the ship.

Fuggins is now laying out on front of the wagon ship

In the wagon is Bucky Soccerball, Parrot Man, and Rat Girl.

Character A, B, Jesus Jones, William Jone VIIII from another hill, Pool Kat, Ron, Crispy ,and the witch have a a rope tied to the wagon ship and use it for guidance across the river.

Bucky Soccerball -

Onward! Into the river we go

Fuggins -

I’m scared.

They are pushing the Wagon Ship into the River

Bucky Soccerball -

Fuggins, everyone gets scared. It’s ok to be scared, but you will have to stop complaining so we can focus.

The Wagon ship gets stuck.

Bucky Soccerball -

Ok everyone give it a big bush!

The Wagon ship goes into the River.

Bucky Soccerball -

Did you know that if you stick your tongue out and hold your tongue with your fingers and say ship it doesn’t sound like ship.

Rat Girl -

What does it sound like?

Bucky Soccerball -

Try it for yourself

SONG - "Hold Your Tongue with Your Fingers and Say Ship"

Things seem to be going ok as the song plays

As the song ends they begin to lose control of the wagon ship. The wagon ship moves quickly and they all fall into the water.

They are all in the water.

Crispy, Jesus Jones, Fuggins, and Rat Girl go under.

Rat Girl gets back up and is furious at the water. She begins hissing and fighting the water.

Character A pulls up Fuggins, he appears to be dead

Character A -

Fuggins, wake up!

Bucky Soccerball -

Do a spell to save Fuggins!

The witch is struggling in the water, but starts doing a spell. It sounds intense, but nothing happens.

The Witch -

Ah la la Ah la la Bah Bah Bah Bam!

Bucky Soccerball -

Hurry!

The witch tries another one and nothing.

The Witch -

Sha Sing Sha zoom Shippy Shippy Waddle Waffles!!!

Meanwhile Jesus Jones appears to be drowning under water.

The witch starts a new spell and it sounds really crazy

The Witch -

Worlde durdle Turtle Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye

Something starts happening.

Ron -

Don’t Stop!

Jesus starts coming above water and appears to be standing on water. Jesus looks worried

Jesus Jones -

Dad, what’s happening?!?

Jesus is glowing and wearing all white.

Bucky Soccerball sees a Kangaroo come out of no where, grab Jesus and then Jesus disappeared from everyone’s site.

Poolkat -

Where did he go?

William Jones VIIII -

Noooo! I lost you again!!!

The Witch -

That wasn’t my spell

Everyone is kinda stunned at what just happened, but then they see Fuggins wake up.

Fuggins -

What happened?

Ron -

You died and then Jesus died and saved you. You owe your life to Jesus.

Fuggins -

I already owed my life to jesus for saving me

Ron -

Well if you have been saved by 2 Jesus’s then you owe your next life too

The Witch -

Where’s my magic pot?

Character A -

Where’s Crispy?

Poolkat -

We need to monkey our arms and get to the other side of the river!

The make it to other side of the river.

There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.

Character A -

The Wagon Ship went down and it was a disaster. Jesus died savings Fuggins and Crispy is missing. We did make it to the other side of the river.

Poolkat -

Crispy!…