Season 1 - Episode 4
"The Other Hill"
Character A -
Hello, do you have a phone or know where the nearest town is?
Rat Girl -
Town…???
Rat Girl hisses
No more towns
Character A -
Oh yea, the world ended. ok.
Rat Girl -
Fuggins where you found these people?
Fuggins -
I didn’t find them, they found me. They appeared out of no where.
Rat Girl -
Be careful, the world already ended. Where would new people come from? Wait where’s Bucky?
What did you do with Bucky Soccerball?
Character A -
I don’t think I have ever met Bucky Soccerball. We didn’t do anything to him.
Rat Girl -
What the object you is holding is and why are you pointed it at me?
Character B -
It is a camera
Rat Girl -
Does it have any batteries?
Character B -
Ummm
Character A looks at Character B and gives him a signal that he should say no.
Character B -
No it doesn’t.
Rat Girl -
Then how does it works?
Character B -
It’s magical. Hey, have you seen or heard anything of a lurking creature?
Rat Girl -
You are saying you use magic and are asking about a lurking creature. You sound real stupid you know. Good luck with them creatures
Character A -
Ok well we need to get going, nice to meet you Rat Girl
Rat Girl -
Where are you going to go?
Character A -
We are following Fuggins.
Fuggins points to the other hill
Fuggins -
That way.
Rat Girl -
Be careful on the other hill and don’t mention the magic device or they will try to take it.
Character A -
Who?
Rat Girl -
You will see…
Rat Girl slithers away back into the creek.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
On our journey back to the normal world we some people that have a special liking to rodents. I will say; Rat Girl was something else. We’re going to have an interview with Fuggins.
Character A -
Ok, so here is Fuggins first I want to thank you for helping us. So where are we and how long until we are to help?
Fuggins -
We are here and soon we will not be and everybody happy
Character A -
Ummm ok well lets just keep going
Fuggins leads them to the other hill.
They come across The Scientist’s Laboratory.
Character A -
Who lives here? Should we skip this place?
Character B -
Rat Girl did say to be careful.
Fuggins -
Science is Real, Science is now
Fuggins knocks on the door
Hello! Scientists, please answer we need help!
The Scientists pop out of the laboratory
Scientist 1 -
Fuggins stay away!
The Scientists then see Character A and B
Scientist 1 -
Fuggins, who are those people? Where did they come from?
Fuggins -
I don’t know I’m trying to get them to leave.
Scientist 2 -
Is Bucky Soccerball is back?
Fuggins -
No Bucky Soccerball. These people need help and science help
Scientist 2 -
Did you use to be very little? Like this big?…
Scientist 2 uses hands to show size
Character A -
No, never that little. Why are you dressed like scientists?
Scientist 1 -
Because we are scientists!
Character A -
We need help do you know how to get back to Pittsburgh or anywhere else where they can contact for help?
Scientist 1 -
Do you have any batteries?
Fuggins -
They don’t, we already asked them
The scientists discuss something between each other
Scientist 1 -
Do you happen to have any bananas?
Character A -
Bananas, no but if you help us back we will get you all the bananas you want.
Why do you want bananas?
The Scientists invite Fuggins and the Characters into the laboratory.
Scientist 2 -
We have been thinking about mating, but haven’t been eating enough bananas.
Character A -
I’m not sure if I understand.
SONG -"The Banana Evolution"
After the song ends Character A looks confused
Character A -
Umm ok i think i understand now.
What kind of scientists are you?
Scientist 1 -
Are either of you a scientist?
Character A -
No
Scientist 1 -
We are the smart kind and to never question a scientists.
There is no way out. We are in a bermuda triangle situation but on the WV / PA border line.
Scientist 2 -
If you get us some bananas we can try to zap you back, but unfortunately we can not help you at this time.
Mr Pig walks in out of no where
Mr Pig -
It’s all The Mayor Leader’s fault.
He didn’t turn off the computer before midnight during Y2K. Life has never been the same.
Character A -
You had the internet here?
Mr Pig -
Who?
Character A -
The internet, the world wide web, email?…
Mr Pig -
Oh the internets… The internets came and went, it was a short trend that brought the end of the world.
Character A -
Are you also a scientist?
Mr Pig -
No! I am the richest person left on Earth.
Character A -
What do you do with all of your money since there isn’t anywhere to spend it?
Mr Pig -
Money is useless I have batteries; more batteries than anyone you ever knew and I use my batteries to leverage power over the scientists.
Character A -
Will help us get back?
Fuggins -
No! you don’t want Mr Pig to help you, he will trick you and you will disappear.
Mr Pig -
I wouldn’t help you even if I could! Now Scram and get out of here! You are stuck in the after the world just like us!
SONG -"Bad News Buddy"
Character A -
Are you in charge around here since you are paying off the scientists?
Mr Pig -
I am the puppet master, The Mayor Leader is in charge. That’s why the world ended also. Poor leadership.
Fuggins -
And King Bucky Soccerball
Mr Pig -
The king doesn’t do anything. He hasn’t even been here most of my life. I don’t think he’s ever coming back. Are you sure you aren’t Bucky Soccerball?
Character A -
Neither of us are that Bucky Soccerball person. Can we see the computer that wasn’t turned off. Do you still have that?
Mr Pig -
The Mayor Leader has it; take your problems to him.
Character A -
Fuggins, we need to meet the Mayor Leader.
Fuggins -
But The Mayor Leader isn’t the Mayor or the Leader anymore.
Mr Pig -
Yes he is! We never elected a new Mayor Leader because we don’t have any ballots. When king Bucky Soccerball comes back hopefully he has more voting ballots.
Character A -
Fuggins we need to see the Mayor Leader, do you know where he is at?
Fuggins -
He lives in the government building.
Character A -
Government building?!…. Fuggins take us there now.
Character A -
Wait before we go do you know of any lurking creature in the area?
The Scientists both look nervous.
Scientist 1 -
How big of a lurking creature are we talking about?
Character A -
We don’t know cause we have never seen it
The scientists look at each other and stay silent for a few moments.
Mr Pig -
Be careful if you meet the mayor leader cause he ruined everything.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on
Character A -
We are looking for The Mayor Leader hoping he will help them find their way back. If not Fuggins got us covered.
Fuggins takes the characters to the government building; which is just a shack. Character A and B are kinda let down.
Fuggins -
Lets just go in
Character A -
Are you the mayor Leader?
The Mayor Leader -
You can just call me Leader now, I’m not the Mayor anymore.
Character A -
Mr Pig and The Scientists said you are still the Mayor Leader because all of the voting cards ran out and they don’t know how to get more, so you are the temporary permanent Mayor Leader until there is more voting cards.
The Mayor Leader -
Fuggins is this true?
Fuggins -
Yea, and Bucky Soccerball had voting cards on his list. So until the king returns
The Mayor Leader -
Bucky Soccerball is never coming back! He found a better life or was eaten by a bear or something.
Character A -
Can we see the computer?
The Mayor Leader points to an animal cage where a desktop computer sits with a blanket over it.
The Mayor Leader -
It’s in there and no I will not take it out. That computer ruined everything!
Character A -
Do you have the internet here?
The Mayor Leader -
The internet went away after the accident.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
So here is the computer that ended the world…
The Mayor Leader -
I’m sorry! please stop
Character A -
Hey, it’s ok I don’t think the world ended because of this computer.
The Mayor Leader -
Then what happened?
Character A -
Well I don’t know. But after we get back we’ll figure it all out.
The Mayor Leader -
Where are you going back to?
Character A -
To civilization, not all of the world ended you know.
Fuggins -
That’s crazy talk
The Mayor Leader -
Fuggins they are from a different world.
Why are you here?
Character A -
We are from the same world; how did this get confusing?
Fuggins looks at the Characters really weird.
The Mayor Leader -
Fuggins, where are you going to take them?
Fuggins -
We are going to go into the Forest.
The Mayor Leader -
If you don’t leave, will vote for me in the next election?
Character A -
I don’t know; it sounds like you really messed this place up.
The Mayor Leader -
I understand. Well I hope Fuggins isn’t wasting your time, but if you do end up spending the rest of your life here; I would appreciate your vote.
Character A -
Sounds like this is going to be your last term Mayor Leader.
Fuggins and the Characters leave to head to the Forest.
Fuggins points to the forest
Fuggins -
That way
The Mayor Leader has a self refection moment after they leave.