Season 1 - Episode 6
"Bucky Soccerball"
The episode begins with Fuggins coming out of a hole in the ground .He hears something and he knows what it is. He walks into a little cove and the little people are waiting for him. They perform a song and Fuggins is delighted.
SONG - "What Rhymes With Butt. No, I'm Not Asking - I'm Telling You - It's A Statement"
Bucky Soccerball is singing the battery song while scurrying. There are no shots of his face.
Character A is telling Bro and Babe about Fuggins
Character A -
He got scared of some birds and had no idea where he was going. I told him he was stupid and then he walked off.
Bro -
Bro, you should apologize to Fuggins when he comes back because Fuggins had a bad experience with a bird in the past that almost killed him.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
I am losing hope of ever getting back and he didn’t know people like this even existed. Well I’m starting to think we might actually be stuck here. Fuggins nor does anyone know how to leave. It’s kinda creepy and we are both just going to try to find our own way back.
Character A is now telling Poolkat, Bro and Babe about the strange figure in the woods.
Character A -
it was making a sound like mmmmmm
Poolkat -
Maybe it was Bucky Soccerball.
Bro -
Bro, if it was Bucky Soccerball why didn’t he come back yet?
Poolkat then says, yea if it was Bucky Soccerball then he would have been here by now.
Poolkat -
I don’t know, maybe it’s the lurking creature you were looking for
William Jones -
What if they aren’t alone and they brought it with them?
Poolkat, William Jones, and Bro and Babe are now wondering if there are more people with Character A and B.
Character A -
There wasn’t anyone else with us and the strange figure we saw was really creepy, definitely, isn’t with us.
Character B -
The lurking creature makes a noise thats like aaa-aaaaaa-a-a-aaaa and this creep sounded like mmmmmmm-mm-m-mmmm
Poolkat -
Well now that you made Fuggins sad you are in big trouble in terms of ever leaving because no one else ever has. Did you ever think about that.
Character A -
Sergeant General Jones, I’m guessing you might know him?
Poolkat -
Yea, why?
Character A -
Well Sergeant General Jones said there was a war coming, have you heard? could this have anything to do with that?
Poolkat -
The Sergeant General is really smart so maybe there is a war coming, but who would it be against.
Bro -
Bro, It’s going to be against these two! They came for our Hill!
Bro and Babe, Poolkat and the Jone’s start rambling about how the characters are going to take their Hill.
Character A -
We are not here for your hill. We want to leave
Jesus Jones -
We should hear them out, there is more of us then them why would they come here and try to take our hill?
Bro -
Bro, what if the strange figure is on their team and there is more of them. we could be out numbered.
Poolkat -
They show up here out of no where! They keep talking about lurking creatures! They act weird when we talk about the world ending! Fuggins is gone! They are now saying there is a lurking creature in the forest and there is going to be a war! it’s totally them!
Marbara -
This is like one of them old horror movies!
Jesus Jones -
Even if they did come here to start a war we should forgive them and welcome them
Bill Jones I -
Jesus, not now.
William Jones VIIII -
If the Character A is telling the truth we will need him against the strange figure in the woods. If the strange figure comes here Character A is the front line.
Bro -
Bro, when Fuggins comes back we will have him get the Sergeant General, Rat Girl, Big Mouse, The Scientists, and The Ex Mayor Leader and have a group meeting.
Babe -
What about Mr Pig?
Bro -
Babe, like why do you want Mr Pig here?
Poolkat -
Mr Pig would turn on us in a heartbeat and it is not worth our time.
Character A -
When we were on the other hill Mr Pig told us that The Mayor Leader is still the Mayor Leader because there are no voting ballots.
William Jones VIII -
What?!?!
Bill Jones I -
He’s the reason the world ended.
Character A -
Hey, I’m just telling you what The Scientists and Mr Pig said.
Betty Williams Jones -
You’re never gonna get us alive!
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
The people are starting to turn on us and I’m started to get really worried. Maybe it’s time we should just start running.
Bill Jones I over hears Character A talking about leaving and yells
Bill Jones I -
The new weird people are talking behind our back and wants to leave!
Babe -
Babe yells you can’t leave! Not now that you got strange weird people hunting us down!
Bro -
Babe! why do you care so much if they leave? Do you think they are good looking or something?
Babe -
I love you more than the world and no one is as good looking and strong as you
Bill Jones I -
You’re not going anywhere! not until we figure out who the strange figures are. We need to hear from Fuggins about these strange figures.
Jesus Jones -
Maybe the strange figures got captured Fuggins.
Betty Jones -
We need to stick together!
Marbara -
Someone needs to tell the Mayor Leader about the strange figures.
William Jones VIII -
Sergeant General Jones can protect us. Someone needs to go to the valley.
Poolkat -
Without Fuggins no one has gone to the Valley.
Character A points over to the Valley
Character A -
Tthe Valley is literally right over there why doesn’t anyone just go over there?
William Jones VIII -
what?!? Leave here and go there? then we won’t be here anymore and being here is all we got left!
Marbara eating mustard packets when she looks up like she heard something.
William Jones VIIII is collecting pieces of dirt when he smells something. He starts sniffing real hard and starts making noises.
Bro -
Bro, anyone else hear that noise?
Lightly you hear a boombox play.
Bro, it’s getting closer
SONG -"The Bucky Soccerball Theme Song"
Bucky Soccerball shows up to the hill. He is holding a boombox and dancing.
Bucky comes towards them and they are confused. He puts it down, very proud of himself. He presses stop, takes off his sun glasses
Bucky Soccerball -
Hello?! Hey excuse me!
Bucky Soccerball -
Hi, sorry to bother you to you happen to know where the hill is at?
Fuggins sees Bucky Soccerball and is terrified
Bucky Soccerball -
Wait, Stop!
Fuggins knocks something over and runs away and Bucky Soccerball chases Fuggins
Bucky Soccerball catches up to Fuggins
Fuggins -
Fuggin Stay back! Oh No… Fuggin Who are yooouu?! Where did you come from?! How do you know of the hill?
Bucky Soccerball -
I was with a bear , deer, and groundhog in the woods. I use to live on the hill.
Wait, are you Fuggins?!?
Fuggins -
Fuggins What?! Fuggin you lived on the hill? Fuggins don’t believe you. You with the Character A and B? Are you character C?
Bucky Soccerball -
What…? I am not Character C, I am Bucky Soccerball
Fuggins…? Is that you; I never met anyone else with their arms tied that way.
Fuggins-
Fuggin Bucky Soccerball?!?!?!?!? You’re not Bucky Soccerball!!!! Fuggins know what Bucky Soccerball looks like, Fuggins have a picture of Bucky Soccerball.
Bucky Soccerball -
I am definitely Bucky Soccerball and you are definitely Fuggins! Fuggins it’s me Bucky Soccerball! I’m back! I am really sorry it took me so long, but I got some batteries!
Fuggins-
Fuggins likes batteries
Bucky Soccerball -
We all do. Nothing like a handful of power.
Fuggins-
This Bucky Soccerball, yous better stops a following me or your gonna have to deal with RRRRat Girl.
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins!!! where’s Rat Girl!?
Fuggins -
You aints Bucky Soccerball and you aints been around here before.
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins, I know it’s me Bucky Soccerball!
Fuggins -
Fuggin Stay back!!! Yous not Bucky Soccerball! this is Bucky Soccerball.
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins! That’s my 3rd grade picture before the world ended. I got old, we all did. Why do you have that?
Fuggins -
You aints Bucky Soccerball. You have them face whiskers and yous arent missing any teeths.
Bucky Soccerball -
I am Bucky Soccerball. Another tooth showed up on it’s own and The face whiskers showed up on their own also. It’s still me, I swear. Look…
Fuggins -
hmmmm. If youa rilly ares Bucky Soccerball then you will let me cut them face whiskers and remove the tooth so I rilly know.
Bucky Soccerball -
fuggins, no way! I am technically your king, remember… I should tell you to bow to me like one of those jerk kings.
Fuggins -
Fuggins needs to know. Just them face whiskers then
Bucky Soccerball -
uhhh alright, but then we’re going to the hill, I can’t believe you can’t tell it’s me.
Fuggins -
Fuggins No way…
it’s really you
Bucky Soccerball -
Poolkat, lets go to the hill, I have to dissussc, disscs, dssss, dissuss. dicuss
Fuggins -
Fuggins Disscuss
Bucky Soccerball -
There we go
Bucky Soccerball -
Runs on batteries
Bro -
Bro, you’re Bucky Soccerball? where are all the supplies?
Bucky Soccerball -
What? Who are you? Is this how you welcome the king?
I got the entire collection of Wow, I can’t Believe this is Music!
Marbara -
Did you get more batteries?
Bucky Soccerball -
Oh yea I got bunch. I also got more food packets!
Bro -
Bro, I thought Bucky Soccerball was going to bring good fortune.
Bucky Soccerball -
I have brought good fortune. I can take the supplies back.
Fuggins shows up
Fuggins -
Bucky Soccerball! Bucky Soccerball I have something to show you and it’s very important.