Season 2 - Episode 2
"Another Hill"
The characters are closer and they can start to make out the people standing, facing them. They look more bizarre then the people they have been with. They start running slower and stop laughing. They stop running and look confused. Parrot Man is standing in front of Mr Preston Butts, Ron, The Real President, and Ulysses XXXIII.
Character A -
Hello?
There is a pause, then
Parrot Man -
mmmm hello.
Bucky Soccerball is catching up, but still not there. Character A slowly moves closer
Character A -
Hi, my name is character A and this is my friend, Character B; we’ve been lost in the area for a few days and was wondering if you knew how to get back to any town really or if any of you have a cell phone?….
there is another pause,
Parrot Man -
mmm ok.
Character A -
You have a cell phone?!?
there is another pause
Parrot Man -
mmm hello.
Character A then looks concerned
Character A -
can you help us, where are we?
Parrot Man looks over at The Real President and then back at Character A
Parrot Man -
mmm ok.
Character A realizes now that Parrot Man was the strange figure they saw earlier. Character A looks at Mr Preston Butts
Character A -
Do you know where the closest town is? Can you tell us how to get back to the closest road?
Mr Preston Butts -
Do you know who this is?
The Real President -
Why are you coming here and not acknowledging who I am?
Character A -
I am sorry, but I don’t know who you are.
Mr Preston Butts -
You are looking at The Real President.
Character A -
President of what?
Mr Preston Butts -
He’s your president.
Character A -
Ok, well you better tell this guy that because he says he’s a king
The Real President -
What’s his name?
Character A -
Bucky Soccerball
The Real President -
Bucky Soccerball?… That’s the dumbest name I have ever heard in my whole life.
The turtle Person finally makes it over to the guy group
Turtle Person -
Who are these people?
The Real President -
These are new people that have never been here before; they might be aliens, but they look like us so they might also be just other people.
Ron -
That’s impossible, you know how many times I’ve been around here! Why did it take you so long to show yourself?
The Real President -
Remember when we had Parrot Man do the count and he drew more people than there were here?
Mr Preston Butts -
Yes, but we couldn’t understand Parrot Man afterwards.
The Real President -
I could understand. Ulysses give me the people count drawing.
Ulysses hands The Real President the drawing Parrot Man made. The Real President counts the people
It looks like there is 4 more on here then there is of us. There’s 3 others here…
Mr Preston Butts -
There must be at least one more of them!
Bucky Soccerball finally comes to the group.
The Real President -
Hello Bucky Soccerball
Bucky Soccerball -
Hello, who are you, where are we, and how did you know my name?
Character A -
We told them your name.
Bucky Soccerball looks at Parrot Man
Bucky Soccerball -
Hey you are the strange figure in the forest.
Parrot Man -
Mmmmmm hello.
The Real President -
Is it true you are a king?
Bucky Soccerball -
Yes, that’s right
The Real President -
Where’s your land? Where do you rule?
Bucky Soccerball -
Right over there. I rule the hill, not this one a different one, then a valley, another other different hill, and the forest you can see from here.
The Real President -
What other hill, valley, and other different hill? The forest is ours! You stay out of there.
I declare war with you king Bucky Soccerball. We are taking your land and keeping you out of the forest!
Bucky Soccerball -
You don’t want to start a war with the Hill, the Valley, the other hill, and the forest
The Real President -
Oh yea I do, we meet tomorrow and it’s on. Rise and shine soccerball.
The Real President looks at Parrot Man
The Real President -
Parrot Man you never said anything about a hill, a valley, and an other hill. You only said there was a forest.
Parrot Man -
Mmmm Ok.
The Real President -
No, Parrot Man this is not OK. This is our land and I lead all of it. I need to know what I leading.
Bucky Soccerball -
I will remain king of the hill and other areas.
The Real President’s eyes open very wide.
Ron -
Uh Oh, The Real President looks look real mad.
The Real President looks at Bucky Soccerball
The Real President -
You aren’t king of anything, you don’t even have a a good name.
Bucky Soccerball -
I have a great name, what’s your name?
The Real President -
I am The Real President and even if you are a king of a hill, I am the president of your hill and you will listen to me.
Bucky Soccerball -
I don’t think so, the hill people, the valley people, and the other hill people already have a Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader and I am the king.
Where is this place? this isn’t the future and it isn’t the past.
The Real President -
This is right now.
Bucky Soccerball -
Wait if we are in right now then where are the hill people right now?
Character A -
They are at the hill right now.
Bucky Soccerball -
That doesn’t make any sense.
The Real President -
Bucky Soccerball follow the law and bring your people here to surrender. Your hill, valley, and other hill belong to us.
Bucky Soccerball -
No way, we are going to take this hill. It belongs to us. We are the only people left after the end of the world. I don’t even know who you are. Just some people in right now.
Ron -
No, we are the only people left after the end of the world!
Character A -
There’s a lot of people over there that think they are the only ones left right now.
The Real President -
Oh yea… I bet we have more people and now we are going to have to have a war. A war to prove who is left after the end of the world.
Bucky Soccerball -
I don’t want to have a war.
Ulysses -
That’s because you know you will lose and be outnumbered.
Bucky looks at character A
Bucky Soccerball -
Sorry, but we are going to have to push off getting you into the future we need to protect our friends.
A war it is! We will be back tomorrow, be prepared to give us this hill.
Bucky and the characters make it back to the hill and Bucky tells them about The Real President and others.
Bucky Soccerball -
We have to go into the war or they are going to take our homes and stuff.
Marbara -
Where do all these people keep coming from!?
Fuggins -
Fuggin don’t fight
Character A -
It sounds like if you don’t then they are going to take your hill,
Poolkat -
Jesus, ask your dad to stop the war.
Jesus Jones -
I have a hard time talking with my father, partly because I can’t focus when I pray because of everyone else around.
Poolkat -
I’ll get everyone to leave you alone.
Everyone needs to stay away so Jesus can focus and pray!
Marbara -
We should make him a cozy little praying place.
Bucky Soccerball -
Alright that sounds like a good plan.
SONG -"Do People Poop in Heaven?
Jesus doesn’t think the super prayer worked, but isn’t sure.
Bucky Soccerball -
I will make a plan b. I promise to have something solid before the sun goes away again.
Sergeant General Jones -
I will make a plan c and will also have it ready.
On Another Hill most of the people are also scared there.
The Real President -
I will have a plan ready by the new sun on how to take out the temporary permanent mayor leader. Ulysses XXXIII make a general war plan, spy on them see what their plans are, and Parrot Man make a plan on how to stop the rest of them.
SONG -"The Parrot Man March"
Character A -
The people we originally met here and the people we just came across are going to have a war. I don’t know what to expect, but maybe something will come from it.
Bucky Soccerball is back and ready.
Bucky Soccerball -
Ok everybody! Come around! Time for Plan B!
Everyone comes around Bucky. He has blackboard with notes. The note says Fighting Moves. The others are all out in front of him. There is a punching bag next to bucky. The song cruising for a bruising” starts to play.