Season 2 - Episode 3
"The Bucktown Elbow"
Mr Preston Butts arrives back to another hill, he had been following Bucky and the characters back.
Mr Preston Butts -
I wasn’t able to understand everything they were going to do, but I saw there is about the same amount of people there as we have. They also have a plan b.
The Real President -
That must mean they also have a plan a. What’s their plan b? Tell me quietly
Mr Preston Butt whispers in The Real President’s ear.
The Hill army is preparing for battle. Character A is concerned this is a bad idea.
Character A -
I think you should just stay here and I bet they won’t even find us.
Betty William Jones -
Good luck convincing anyone that
Bro -
Bro, you gotta change your attitude.
Character A -
They said they had a witch… What if they do?
Poolkat -
What would you do…, what would Jesus do?
Jesus Jones -
Everything happens for a reason, that’s what I’m going to say as I kick that witches butt.
Poolkat and Fuggins cheer
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
The war is going to happen soon. We are going to follow behind to see what happens.
SONG -"We Know You're Gonna to Use Plan B"
The Hill Army gets to where they can see the another hill army waiting for them. Mr Preston Butts, The Real President, and The Paperboy are standing in a row. Behind them is another row of Crispy, Ron, Turtle Guy, The Witch, Johnny the Rat, Boo & Bae, and Character C and D. In front of all of them is Ulysses XXXIII. On one side of him is William Jones VII, William Jones VIIII, and William Jones X. On his other side is Parrot Man and Tracy.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
Seems like things are about to get started.
Fuggins is pounding a bass drum
The HIll Army starches marching to the beat
The hill army chants I reckon you aint ever been around here before
The hill army hears another hill army chanting we know your plan.
Poolkat -
They know our plan!
Marbara -
Which one do they know?
Sergeant General Jones -
Well they said plan with no s so they only know one of them so we best go through all of them and then will win based off the plans they don’t know.
Bill Jones I -
We should also chant that we also know your plan to
The Hill Army starts chanting We know your plan to
The Another Hill Army hears that they also know their plan
Ulysses XXXIII -
Lets use plan b and then plan c
The Real President -
That means we start with the Witch.
Fuggins is hitting the drum slow so they are marching slow.
Scientist 1 -
Fuggins needs to hit the drum faster!
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins! play faster!
Fuggins plays faster and harder. The Hill army speeds up
He hits the drum too hard and the drum head rips. The beat stops
They stop marching when the drum stops, they are confused, but not as confused as the new hill army
The Real President -
Hold on! Don’t go any closer. They are up to something
Ulysses XXXIII -
Get ready Mr President I think this is about to go down,
Fuggins remembers there is a second side to the drum so he starts pounding again. The hill army starts marching again
The Real President -
Ok, they are coming pretty quickly now. Everyone forward!
The faster beat is too fast for the hill army and they start to trip over themselves.
Poolkat -
Fuggins, slow down!
Fuggins -
Fuggin can’t!
Sergeant General Jones -
Fuggins slow down now!
Marbara -
Maybe the witch has taken over his mind!
Fuggins then breaks the other drum head and everyone stops again. They are awkwardly close, but no one gets any closer.
Mr Preston Butts -
Witch get your spells cooking!
The Real President -
What are they doing?
Sergeant General Jones pulls out his gun and aims it at the other army.
Ulysses XXXIII -
Oh no they have a gun!
Sergeant General Jones -
bang bang, bang bang bang!
Sergeant General Jones quickly throws a rock afterwards. The rock hits Turtle Guy who is not sure if he just got shot.
Turtle Person -
I just got shot!
The Real President -
Is that how guns work?
Mr Preston Butts -
I don’t know
Bucky Soccerball holds up the boombox and starts playing the penguins in the pyramids song. The hill army starts running.
Ron -
That song is really good, maybe the best song I have ever heard.
Ulysses -
You can’t listen or we will lose.
The another hill army then all pulls out walkmen’s that are all playing the same song. Their walkman’s takeout the boombox. The hill army is blown away by the walkmans. They don’t know what to do so they all duck down and get on the ground hoping the new hill army doesn’t see them cause of the walkman’s.
When the hill army gets down it confuses the another hill army and Mr Ulysses XXXIII tells everyone to get down. No one can hear him because of the walkmans. It is a mess as they start getting the headphones off and start also ducking down. The hill army takes advantage of this and starts crawling towards them. The new hill army starts crawling towards the hill army. Sergeant General Jones yells out that if they stand up they can step on the new hill army because they are down. So then everyone starts getting up and the new hill army could hear The sergeant generals orders because they are close so they start getting up also. Ulysses XXXIII makes a battle call and the Wagon riders show up at full force.
The Wagon Riders are heading full force to the war.
Poolkat -
They have wagons!
Fuggins leaves his bass drum, grabs a weapon, and runs towards the battle. Fuggins does some sort of call to the little people.
Fuggins -
Ba ca ca ca ca ca
The Little People show up and mess up The Wagon Riders. One by one The Wagon Riders all crash before making it to the battle.
Tracy and Poolkat get to each other first.
Tracy -
Alright Fella, lets see what you got
Tracy uses his hand to make a hole and puts it out for Poolkat to look at. Poolkat does look so then Tracy hits Poolkat
Poolkat -
Owwww. Who are you?
Tracy -
I’m Tracy, your worst nightmare
I’m Tracy, your worst nightmare
Poolkat holds both hands out doing the same thing back. Tracy is scared and tries his hardest not to look.
Big Mouse is charging towards the enemies.
Character A -
Big Mouse, STOP! it’s a trap!
Sergeant General Jones -
Nooooo!!!!!
Mr. Preston Butts is smiling as he watches. BAM, Big Mouse steps in a mouse trap.
Big Mouse’s life flashes before his eyes and he goes in slow motion.
Everyone on the hill army looks terrified. Rat Girl starts Hissing / Screaming
Rat Girl -
I didn’t know there was going to be mouse traps in the war.
Johnny the Rat -
Hey, no one told me we were using traps, I don’t want to move now.
Sergeant General Jones and Ulysses XIII have a standoff.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
The war is happening now and we are behind the front lines. Big Mouse went into a mouse trap and I think the hill people might lose.
William VIIII from another hill looks over and sees Jesus fighting The Witch, he is astonished
William Jones VIII from another hill -
Son!
William Jones VIIII -
Dad?
William Jones VIII from another hill -
Your all grown up!
William Jones VIII -
Dad? I thought you died or were gone forever?
William Jones VIII from another hill -
One day I lost you and that was that
The Witch and Jesus Jones get to each other.
The Witch -
Bala gala mala wala mooooo hoo hoooooooo
Jesus Jones -
Father I need you now more than ever!
The Witch -
The spells aren’t working because of Jesus’s praying. Oh, I got one I think might work. Abracadabra! over and over times infinity times yells!
Jesus starts praying very aggressively
Jesus Jones -
Father where are you?! Speak to me!
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
Big Mouse seems ok. We see a person with a video camera so we are going to go up to them and see if they will help us get out of here.
Big Mouse is loose of the mouse trap and gets to Turtle Guy and they have a fight.
Ron -
Marbara -
Ron -
Marbara -
Ron -
Marbara -
Ron -
SONG -"The Ron and Marbara Love Song "
Rat Girl makes it to Johnny the Rat they start hissing at each other.
Rat Girl makes it to Johnny the Rat they start hissing at each other.
Fuggins takes on Crispy. They have a spin kick battle.
Character A and Character C slowly walk up to each other. Character B and D are behind them videoing.
Character A -
Hello?
Character C -
Where did you come from?, How did you get here?
Character A -
Do you know how to get back to normal society?
Mr Preston Butts and Mr Pig have an eye starring contest.
The Scientists and The Paperboy have a standoff. They decide they take a test to see who is smarter. They are making the rules
Scientist 2 -
No newspapers are allowed to be used during the test.
The Paperboy -
No scientific calculators are allowed.
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leaderand The Real President have a debate. They start promising things and the other keeps one upping the promises.
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader -
I will give everyone everything they want. no limits.
The Real President is surprised and becomes interested, but then realizes he’s lying.
The Real President -
I will stop taking money from Mr Preston Butts
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader -
I will stop taking money from Mr Pig
The TPML crosses his fingers and The Real President sees
The Real President -
You’re crossing your fingers!
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader -
You’re crossing your legs!
The Real President -
I will prove I am the best and will end this war right now.
The Real President blows a horn for the battle ground to be bombed with the jars of farts they have saved for years.
Bucky Soccerball and Parrot Man each have a whiffle ball bat. They have a sword fight then Bucky Soccerball throws it down and lands a bucktown elbow on Parrot Man.
Everyone sees Bucky’s awesome Bucktown Elbow and stops.
Parrot Man -
mmmmm ok
Everyone stares in amazement.
Parrot Man throws a Bucktown Elbow on Bucky.