Season 3 - Episode 1
"The Road"
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
Well I think we just witnessed a remarkable piece of history. Everyone is friends now and have agreed to combine forces.
Character C -
Those two just got here they are from where I use to live
Mr Preston Butts -
So you just got here and your from somewhere else?
Character A -
Yea we were on the road and got lost.
Mr Preston Butts -
The road?! It’s been a while since anyone’s been that far.
Character A -
You know where a road is?
Mr Preston Butts -
The road is through the forest, but closer to their side.
The Real President -
I think we should combine land and have more together.
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader -
I agree, if that lurking creature comes around there will be more of us
Mr Preston Butts -
We will have to redo the maps
Character A -
We will give you the battery in our car if you could please help us get back.
The Real President is talking to The Temporarily Permanent Mayor Leader
The Real President -
We need to make an ultimate adventure team to see what’s out there and to help the Characters get back.
The Temporary Permanent Mayor Leader -
No, A Super Ultimate Adventure Team.
Bucky Soccerball -
No, A Super, Ultimate, Successful Adventure Team.
Mr Preston Butts -
No, The Super Ultimate, Amazing, Successful Adventure Team.
Jesus Jones -
No, The Super Ultimate amazing, brave, successful adventure team.
Rat Girl -
No, A super ultimate, amazing, brave, attractive, successful adventure team.
Fuggins -
No, The best super ultimate amazing, brave, attractive, successful adventure team.
Bucky Soccerball -
Yea! that’s it! The best super ultimate amazing, brave, attractive, successful adventure team!
Everybody cheers
Everyone who isn’t on the adventure team will stay back and remap out the new land map.
The Real President -
Ulysses and Sergeant General will build stronger army from any future people or past people or present day stragglers that may come by.
Bucky Soccerball -
We are going to need our best for this mission.
Parrot Man -
mmm ok.
Bucky Soccerball -
We will bring Rat Girl because she knows the critters, and he will bring Jesus William Jones in case we need a miracle. We will also bring Bro & Babe because they are strong and fast, and he will bring Fuggins because someone is going to have to pull the wagon ship.
Bucky Soccerball -
We need a couple volunteers also.
William Jones VIIII from another hill-
I’ll go, I doesn’t want to lose his son Jesus again.
Poolkat -
Poolkat wagon ship?
Bucky Soccerball -
Yes, Poolkat wagon ship.
Mr Preston Butts -
Wagon ship?
Bucky Soccerball -
That’s right, we’re going to need to build a wagon ship for this journey. Never in the history of human people has such a adventure been done.
Besides you and William Jones VIIII from another other hill who will you be bringing?
Parrot Man -
mmmmm the witch, mmmmm crispy, mmmmm ok.
The Real President -
Ok, this is a group project. Everything needs to be perfect. everybody lets build this wagon ship!
They start building the wagon- ship as a group project.
SONG -"The Best Ultimate Amazing Brave Attractive Successful Adventure Team"
They finish building the wagon ship
Character C -
Although I have wanted to leave since we got here, now I want to stay.
Character D -
Same here
Character C hands Character A a bag of tapes
Character D -
Here you go. This is all the footage we got from the early days. We recently ran out of tapes, but there is some pretty good stuff on these.
Bro -
Bro, I don’t want to go. I have it good here and already helped the characters a lot by letting them live in their yard for a while. I think that’s enough helping for now
Bucky Soccerball -
Bro, you have helped more than your fair share
The super adventure team will only be a select team, but needs more power since Characters C and D and Bro and Babe aren’t coming along. Obviously Character A and B will only want the best taking them back so Me, Fuggins, Rat Girl, Parrot Man, Poolkat, Crispy, Jesus Jones, The Witch, William Jones VIII from another hill and… Ron.
Marbara -
No! not my Ron, we just got back together. Ron tell them no.
Ron -
I must go and do what’s right.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
They have assembled a squad of people to help us. It’s nice to see people be so friendly. Ron is volunteering to leave his wife that he just finally found .
They take off. Fuggins is struggling to pull the wagon ship
Fuggins -
Fuggin cant do it
Bucky Soccerball -
Ok, everybody push from behind, give him a boost.
Fuggins is out front pulling. Poolkat, Jesus Jones, Character A, Ron, and Crispy are pushing from behind.
Bucky Soccerball, Parrot Man, The Witch, and Rat Girl are riding in the wagon – ship.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
We are on our way. I guess we are going to need this wagon ship to get back, it doesn’t make sense cause we didn’t need it to get here, but whatever.
They are going through the forest for a while and then they see what appears to be a road.
Bucky Soccerball -
Aheeeeeaaaaad!
The Witch -
What is it?
Bucky Soccerball -
That my friends is a road! Straight Ahead
They find the road and things start to look up. They get the wagon ship on the road and have to decide if they want to go left or right.
There is a monolog with Character A describing what they are doing / what’s going on.
Character A -
We found a road! This is great news! I was started to think that we were actually stuck there forever! We are trying to decide which way to go now.
Crispy -
Makes a weird noise
Poolkat -
What is it Crispy?
The Witch -
Crispy is trying to tell us something
Bucky Soccerball -
We can’t stop now we have to pick a direction or we are doomed.
Ron -
We should go right because it would be the right way and if they go left it would be left way which is not the right way.
Parrot Man -
mmmm ok
Fuggins -
We go this way!
They start going on the road, but there is another group of people blocking the road. This group is made up of another similar group. There is a wizard, turkey girl, Top hat, The big stupid squirrel, The King, lord robison, the knight, the ninja, and the Dentist.
Lord Robinson -
You can not come through without paying the toll which is either 6 batteries or newspapers.
Poolkat -
Why newspapers?
Lord Robinson -
We are trying to piece together life.
The King -
What is that? A wagon ship?
Bucky Soccerball -
It is a wagon ship. We aren’t giving up any batteries and we don’t have any newspapers.
The King -
I am the King! We will be taking your batteries if you like it or not. I will have the Dentists pull out all of your teeth and if you try to run off with your heads!
Bucky Soccerball -
Quick, everybody lets go the other way!
They try to turn The wagon ship, but it is stuck
Another Battle breaks out. Top Hat throws the hat from their head and it kills one of the people from the super team.
The King -
Off with their heads!
Bucky Soccerball -
Get the wagon ship out of here and save the wagon ship!
SONG -"Fuggins pull that wagon ship"
Fuggins stench is burning everyone’s eyes and is causing choking. His arms are held still above his head
Bucky Soccerball -
Rat Girl, lets push the wagon ship!
Rat Girl and Bucky jump down and push the wagon ship free. Fuggins continues to hold his arms up in the air protecting the others.
Jesus, The Witch, Ron, Crispy, and Poolkat all break free and run.
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins! come back to the wagon ship. Lets get out of here
Fuggins runs to the wagon ship that Bucky and Rat Girl are pushing away
The King and his people are still suffering from Fuggins stench and let them go away
They start walking to the left and get off the road.
Bucky Soccerball -
Alright everybody back in normal position.
The Witch -
Someone needs to tie Fuggins arms back down.
Fuggins -
Fuggin don’t want to
Bucky Soccerball -
Fuggins is awarded free arms for his heroic actions back there.
Fuggins how long were your arms tied down?
Fuggins -
Fuggin don’t know
Bucky Soccerball -
You look good with no arms tied down.
Poolkat -
What are we going to do now that the road isn’t an option?
Bucky Soccerball -
Poolkat, don’t ask rude questions?
Character A -
It’s a good sign we found a road .We will find another road or jump back on that same one later just somewhere that doesn’t have people blocking it.
Fuggins -
Fuggin tired
Rat Girl -
Yea, rat legs can only go so far.
Bucky Soccerball -
Ok, lets set up camp here and call it a day. Tomorrow is the big day.
The Witch -
You will get back home tomorrow.
Character A -
How do you know that?
The Witch -
My witch magic